Monday, July 23, 2007

Déjà vu

The club has the day off from play, and I've taken more than a day off from this blog to play, so it's time to quit playin' and get back to work. Darn.

Déjà vu, from the French, meaning, "Let's hope the second half of the baseball season doesn't mirror the first." JK. That's really not how Webster's defines it.

As I type these lines the local nines have begun the second half of their 2007 season and at present stand at the top of the leaderboard at 5-0 (1.000. Yes, I did just type that if only because I really and truly like that baseball number, particularly when that number represents the team I'm rooting for!).

The first three wins of the second half came at St. George (which just goes to show that the club can win on the road, thank-you-very-much) and the latter two wins the Scorps dropped the Armada at Desert Sun Stadium, where the club seems to be playing exceptionally well. If memory serves, the club began the 2007 season 6-0 (all home games) before losing a closely contested match 3-2 at Desert Sun v. Long Beach to go 6-1. Now you see where I'm going with this...the club has today off and resumes play Tuesday at Reno for a three-game series.

The boys last played Reno at Reno and the Silver Sox took the series two games to one. Previous to that series the Scorps hosted the Sox and took all three games of that series. Which I would venture to guess basically means this series on the road could go either way. However, the Yuma club seems to be gelling now and playing - with the exception of the close 8-7 win over Long Beach on the 21st inst. - some pretty decent ball.

The pitching has tightened up and the offense is scoring runs so, dang, I guess right now there isn't a whole heck of a lot to complain about.

I'm looking forward to the three-game series at Chico. As you Yuma fans will recall, the Scorps last faced the Outlaws at Chico in late June and dropped all three. The Chico side won yesterday, but their last ten games have them at an even .500 (5-5) but they will have the home field advantage, always a tough prospect at Chico. We'll see how it plays out.

This six-game road trip (three games each at Reno and Chico) is the longest of the season (another six-game away trip faces the club in late August) so hopefully it won't be as ugly as the 15-game away trip of mid-late June, early July.

In closing I'd like to address the many of you who sent emails asking which one is the monkey. I only have two words for you: very funny.

Bear with me here. Been gone a bit and getting my groove back. Later.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Friday Observations

The Scorpions continue to struggle as they remain winless at home in July. Of course the team has had only two home games so far this July, but two straight losses at home to start the month - compared to a sizzling 6-0 home start in June (with a mind-boggling 10-1 home record, followed by a dismal 3-9 road record for the month) - doesn't do a whole lot to reassure this fan that the club is getting it turned around. The boys' record in June was 13-10, not exactly stellar.

The Scorps' July record, to date, is 2-3; those two wins coming at St. George to close out the excrutiatingly long road trip, followed by the Scorpions dropping their first two games upon returning home (also v. St. George).

The club returned to Desert Sun Stadium on the Fourth of July to host the St. George Roadrunners. That four-hour hit parade resulted in the Roadrunners claiming a 12-10 victory. Clearly, good pitching was not in attendance for this game, folks.* (And you all know by now how much I harp on pitching.)

Thursday's game started off on a promising note - Tank Peterson hit a two-run shot to give the boys a 2-0 lead. From there on out it wasn't much to witness, offensively or defensively. The Roadrunners showed up to play and they claimed the 6-3 victory. I will say that I witnessed three calls that I would have considered very questionable - two at first base (St. George runner, same player both times) and one at second (Scorpions' runner). Marshall must have also questioned those calls as he trotted on to the field and had some words with Blue. The calls weren't reversed, but neither was the skipper tossed, so along with the negative we take the positive.

The three-game home series against St. George concludes with tonight's game, and by the way the Roadrunners have stepped it up lately (I do think they are a better team than their record indicates) I wouldn't be surprised to see Yuma get swept at home, something that has not happened this season. To be swept by the Roadrunners (5-21, .192) would be particularly painful.

As for other league play:

The Chico Outlaws lost last evening to the Reno Silver Sox by a score of 7-2. Chico's loss would have helped the Yuma side, except Yuma also lost. Story of my life.

The Orange County Flyers, after taking four of five games from Yuma in the latter half of June, are on a downhill slide, falling last evening to the LBALACUSNAIBA (aka Long Beach Armada) by a score of 12-9. The Flyers were handed their eighth straight loss and one has to wonder if some of the bad karma the Scorpions seem to possess has rubbed off on OC. At least the Scorps were able to stop their losing streak at seven games.

OC's loss moved Yuma to third in the standings, behind Chico and Long Beach. Long Beach, however, is on a seven-game win streak. Long Beach travels to Chico to begin a four-game stand Thursday. It will be interesting to see how that plays out. If the Scorpions can manage to win Saturday and Sunday at Long Beach we might see some shakeup in the standings in the next week or ten days.

Some general observations of Desert Sun Stadium:

Is security present at these games? I ask because - and I know right here and right now that I'm going to 'date' myself - there was a young couple (late teens/early twenties) engaging in PDA on the concourse, outside of the third-base tunnel. Call me conservative, but I don't find this type of behavior acceptable in a family-friendly ballpark.

Staff were mingling with the crowd handing out certificates for complimentary hamburgers, cheeseburgers or Double-Doubles at In-N-Out Burger, which I thought was a nice touch. I'm more of the 'grass and greens' type, so I'd appreciate knowing when the team will be handing out the same type of certificates for an all-you-can-eat salad bar loaded with spinach, chard, bean sprouts, cold peas and hard-boiled egg because I definitely won't want to miss that! Or, I could redeem the In-N-Out Burger certificate and eat just the lettuce and tomato. Seriously.

Yuma (and the Desert Southwest) has been in the grip of a severe heatwave the past few days. It was quite comfy under the misters last evening, until they were turned OFF! Couldn't the misters have been left on for two more innings? No misters and no beer sales. Huh.

As far as the jinx on the team, I now no longer think I'm it. It's become clear that whether I attend or don't attend the home games, listen or don't listen to the away games on the radio, and/or I blog positive, negative or indifferent comments it's impossible to predict whether the team will win or lose. The Yuma Scorpions are an oddsmaker's worst nightmare come true.

It's Friday, it's going to be another hot one, my house needs cleaned and my grass needs cut (no fun on both counts) so I think I'll resign myself to the fact that the chores can wait another day (or three, or four...) and I'm going to play on the water. Y'all have a super weekend and perhaps I'll run into you at Silicone Beach Saturday or Sunday. Stop, say hi, and have a cold beer or a mixed drink.

*My seven-years-old son was at the game with me last evening. As always, he'll spend a couple of bucks (mine, not his) and throw the baseball on the concourse at what used to be the speed pitch - now it's just throw the ball sans radar. My question is this: if he can accuately throw that pitch through that opening (which is smaller than the strike zone) why can't some of our pitchers do the same from the mound?

Monday, July 2, 2007

.542 ~ Tell me it ain't so!

The local nines lost last night, 13-8.

The Scorpions have played 24 games to date (as I type this pre-game Monday 7/2). Let's take a look at the first 12 games of the season and compare them to the last 12 games. Sound like fun? Believe me, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. I've been crunching the numbers and I actually had to fix myself a drink to calm my nerves, and then hop in the pool to cool off in order to continue. Unbelievable.

First 12 games (11-1, .916). 11 home games, 1 road game. Nicely done.

Last 12 games (2-10, .200). 0 home games, 12 road games. Not so much.

The club currently stands at 13-11, .542 and fourth in the standings. I believe we can all agree that the local boys' first 12 games were much more enjoyable than the past twelve. The first twelve particularly more so because we were able to watch the majority of those games at home. It's been total misery to have them on the road, losing, as we listen from afar. I've done my fair share of hollering at the radio, but I don't think - correct me if I'm wrong - the technology is yet available that will allow the players to actually hear me hollering.

What is the cause of this meltdown? Pitching? Bad defense? An offensive slump? Road woes?

Pitching. Frankly, I think the pitching could use a bit of work. If you've been reading this blog for any length of time you all know that I am firm in my belief that baseball is a game of pitching (and that is why this paragraph is so much longer than those of bad defense, offensive slump and road woes). Shut down the opponent's offense (while keeping the errors to an absolute minimum, or less) and the win will come. I'm not going to rehash a whole bunch of club's stats here - y'all can check the team and player stats here at Howe Sports Data - because it's about 114 degrees and I want to hop in the pool again. The Scorps (if Howe's is current and accurate) has several Yuma pitchers with an ERA of right around 3.50 or below; these are the players that simply must maintain (or improve) and come through. An ERA above 4.00, in my opinion, is not acceptable, at any level of baseball. As my buddy Steve said here, "...all those runs you put up really don't mean anything if your pitcher can't keep the other team from putting them up."

Bad Defense. If the pitcher is going to give it up then the defense had better step up and make the plays (again, with few or no errors). No excuses. Errors will kill you every. single. time.

An Offensive Slump. If the pitching and the defense cannot get it done this is where the offense steps in. The Yuma bats have been fairly quiet lately. Granted, they have been putting runs on the board, but not as many as their opponents, so obviously they aren't going to have a W in the W-L column in the morning newspaper.

Road Woes. Yep, it sure stinks to have the boys gone. And I'm sure they'd much rather be playing in front of the hometown crowd (much more so since this road trip began kicking their collective arses). But I'm pretty sure that all of the players on the Yuma team didn't fall off of the hay wagon yesterday to begin playing baseball. They've been playing ball long enough to have traveled - high school, summer teams, tournament teams, some college ball, etc. - so they know the drill. Mind over matter.

The first 12 games of the season the Scorps outscored their opponents 113-55. A greater than 2-1 ratio. The last 12 games the Scorps have been outscored 77-42. Clearly, the club has not given up that many more runs to the opponent (22) through the second twelve games, but offensively their numbers have taken a dive - from scoring 113 runs dropping to 42 runs (a diff of 71).

Somethin's gotta give! Soon! I'm feeling some stress here.

I'm signing off. The pool is beckoning. But, oh, I did listen to the game last evening and, you know it, we lost. And I'm going to listen tonight too (if my friends will let me). It's getting to be a challenge with me! Do I dare show my face at the ballpark Wednesday? Seriously, I think I'm the jinx (not to be confused with minx.)

Good night.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Perhaps I AM Jinxing the Team!

Why is it that when I post to the blog I say one thing, and then within hours I make a liar of myself?

Yesterday's itinerary was set ~ work on my swing, hit the river with friends, de-stress. At this point I define de-stress as not listening to the Scorpions on the AM dial when they are on the road. Not only does my blood boil, but I am now convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the jinx. When I listen to the road games the club loses, when I don't listen they win. Let's review, from when the seven-game losing skid began, shall we?

1. Friday, June 22nd the club lost to the Orange County Flyers. I listened to the game on the AM dial.

2. Saturday, June 23rd I blogged (in the morning, before game time) A Saturday Stroll through the Indy Leagues. At that time the local nines were 12-3. The 'Saturday Stroll' piece pointed out that Marshall and his Scorpions had the BEST W-L percentage of 66 teams across eight independent baseball leagues. That afternoon/evening the team drops both games of a double-header to OC, giving the Flyers a 3-1 series lead. I listened to both games on the radio.

3. Sunday, June 24th I blogged this. This one, actually did come to fruition. I predicted the boys would lose. They didn't disappoint (I'm being sarcastic here). They lost their fourth game (the local boys did take the first game on Thursday 6/21, 3-1), giving the Flyers the series four games to one. I listened to this game on the radio.

4. Monday, June 25th I blogged this. Monday evening they began a three-game series at Chico. In an effort to be positive I predicted the club would win. They lost. I listened to this game on the radio too!

5. Tuesday, June 26th the boys played game two of a three-game series at Chico. The team lost. I listened on the radio.

6. Wednesday, June 27th the local nines wrapped up the series at Chico by losing their third game to the Outlaws. Yep, you guessed it, I listened to the game on the radio.

I also posted Wednesday that I would be taking the weekend off from listening to the boys play (or so I always say).

7. Friday, June 29th the team began a three-game series at Reno. THEY WON! And guess what? I did NOT listen to the game on the radio!! (But don't worry, I had a whole lot of fun that evening! At least I think I did.)

8. Saturday, June 30th the team drops a game to Reno, 4-3. Yep, you guessed it right again; I listened to the game on the radio.

Which brings us back to my making a liar of myself. Yesterday's agenda held in the a.m. (did get some golfing in). But you will recall that I was going to hit the river, where there is no radio reception. Well, I got sidetracked in the afternoon and ended up hanging by the pool.

Well, when one is poolside, the temp is about 110 degrees, there is an ice-cold one (or, say, a cooler full of ice cold ones) within easy reach and there is a baseball game to be heard on the radio it's not like you have any measure of self control and cannot tune in, right? Right. So, tune in I did. The club lost.

Which leads me to believe that I'm the cause of the team losing. I figure I can blog anything I want - positive, negative, indifferent; doesn't matter. It's when I listen on the radio that problems arise. Actually, it's not problems, it's problem (singular). In a word, losing. I didn't listen to Friday night's game, instead I had a bunch of fun and, frankly, wasn't even remotely interested in how the game was progressing. Which makes me think I should be having a whole lot more fun and not tuning in, then the club will fire up and have a seven- or eight-game win streak (asking for more might be pushing it a tad).

Just for grins, and to test my little theory that I'm the reason the club loses, I'm going to listen to this evening's game (only because I have to arise early Monday and cannot be out painting the town). If the club loses tonight because I dialed in my friends have promised to remove the stereos from my home office, the garage, the car, and my work office, and they have further threatened me with grave bodily injury should I even attempt to tune in to one more road game.

So, if y'all don't hear from me before Wednesday's game (the first home game after this road trip from hell) kindly send out the troops and a medic or two as some misfortune might have befallen me at the hands of my dear 'friends.'

Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Scorpions Win! The Scorpions Win!

Finally! After dropping seven straight, the Scorpions have a win and can we assume, without jinxing, that the monkey is finally off the Scorpions' backs? (BTW, that marmoset in the pic is Olivia. I know what it's like to have a monkey on my back, both literally and figuratively, so I can sympathize!).

After a 15-0 loss Monday last at Chico (the worst loss of the season) I thought the death knell had tolled for the local boys and things couldn't get any worse. I'm pleased to report that that appears to have been the case as I continue to see some improvement with the local nines.

To recap the past few games, the club was badly embarrassed Monday when they dropped their first game at Chico by a score of 15-0. The team suffered another loss (4-1) to Chico Tuesday but that loss wasn't nearly as dramatic (traumatic?) as Monday's. Wednesday the club lost a real heartbreaker (3-2) in the bottom of the 9th, but they allowed less runs to be scored on them, and they themselves scored more runs than Tuesday so I was hopeful that the club was showing some signs of life. At that pace I figured it was only a matter of time before the boys chalked up a win, and that came Friday at Reno when the boys claimed a 6-3 victory. Perhaps a day off (Thursday), and a new locale (not in Chico, where the team was swept!), was what was needed. Time will only tell.

This evening Chico hosts Orange County, first and second in the standings, respectively. I'm going to hope the Flyers, the lesser of the two evils, claim a win. I think Chico is on a real tear, and they do have home field advantage, so I think OC is going to have their hands full. However, OC didn't make it easy for the Outlaws last evening as it took ten innings for Chico to scratch out a 6-5 win.

I'm off to the driving range to improve my swing (truly a lost and hopeless cause) and then I believe I'll spend some time on the river. The Yuma-at-Reno series continue this evening, with game two starting at 7:00 p.m. Remember, no radio reception on the water so I won't be tempted to listen to the game. I'm pretty superstitious; when I listen the club loses, when I don't listen they win. I think someone is trying to tell me something.

Y'all have a safe, super weekend!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Peace and Tranquility

Ah, peace and tranquility. Can't you feel it? When I awoke this morning I was actually okay with last night's loss, perhaps because it wasn't a complete drumming. Yes, you read it right people, my total Type-A, take-no-prisoners mentality was okay with a loss. I must be getting daft.

The boys dropped their sixth straight last night at Chico, losing 4-1 and putting their record at 12-8 (.600) and third in the standings, but they only gave up four runs! Only four runs! I'm practically rejoicing! Perhaps this is the sign that the defense is stepping it up and things may yet turn around. Now we just need to rekindle the fire of the wood. We are only a game and a half back so there is time to turn this around.

Now most baseball fans probably wouldn't be too pleased with their club if they had accomplished what I described above (Oh! I just had a flashback of my Nats of last year and this year and, honestly, for more years past than I can recollect!). But we must take into account a few things with the Scorpions:

1. The Yuma Scorpions exploded out of the gate, starting the season at 6-0 before dropping one on the road to Long Beach. The club then won five straight, taking them to 11-1. Another loss (road), another win (OC), and a 12-2 record. I now realize that we were being set up for a grave disappointment. As my financial guy likes to remind me, often, when I freak out, 'What goes up must come down. Be patient and ride out the storm.' Well, even he knows that the adjective 'patient' has never been used in the same sentence with my name so it's hard to convince me otherwise.

2. The loss of Langlois and Gipson struck a blow. Langlois was in his second season with the club, was a fixture in the Yuma community, and I'd like to think he was sort of the 'captain' of the club, along with Calderon and Saucedo, the only three players to have stayed with the team. Oh, and Langlois was, really, a pretty decent pitcher.

3. I blogged about how terrific the club was doing and once I began doing that the never-to-end slide into baseball oblivion began. Truly, I think I may have jinxed the team!

But fear not as I do have a solution to #3. I shall listen to tonight's and Thursday's games (and likely post a comment or two). Whether they win or not won't change my itinerary. Naturally, I'd like to see the boys win, but I figure to have a three-day weekend on the river. Sun, fun, perhaps some libations and a bit of fishing and skiing, and NO AM radio on the dial. And no blogging. I am going to de-stress this weekend! Right, we'll see how long that lasts; probably about as long as the Scorpions' best record in independent baseball! One day.

TTFN!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Miscellaneous Pre-Game Thoughts (S. O. S.)

Hello Scorpions fans.

I believe in my previous post (prior to yesterday's first pitch) you may have picked up on just how distraught I am with the club's performance of late (and I know I cannot possibly be alone in my misery). Specifically, the past five road games in four days, in which we have gone 0-5 and the boys have been outscored 44-15. This is not the sort of stat that impresses! When are things going to turn around?

Please pardon me as I hop down from my soapbox momentarily.

I'd like it to be known right here and right now that I am a Scorpions fan, win or lose. It's easy for those of us in the stands to know (or to think we know) what ails the club, and perhaps offer some tips (all of which are probably misguided) on how to correct the situation(s).

It's easy for those of us not on the field to offer advice and to pick apart and evaluate and critique every decision Marshall, Hunt and Whisler make. But at the end of the day it's Marshall, Hunt and Whisler on the field and the decisions they make, while we may not agree with them, we have to accept. We may not like it, but we aren't getting paid to be in the pressure-cooker, putting our decision-making necks on the line. Until we've walked a mile in their shoes...yada, yada, yada.

I have wondered over the past week, since instituting this blog, if I've been a bit too harsh on the boys. Baseball managers, coaches and players must have thick skins to be barraged daily with the opinions of everyone who, really, doesn't have a clue. If we did have a clue we wouldn't be blogging and reading blogs and commenting on blogs, we'd be on the field, wouldn't we?

So I'd just like to say that even though the club is stumbling a bit now I can appreciate the jobs the coaches and players do to entertain us (although lately, to be honest, there's been more cursing on my part than entertaining on their part). Yuma is not a large city with tremendous entertainment options, and the fact that we have a ball team here pleases me no end. Sure, it's nice to get to San Diego and Phoenix to catch an occasional game, or hit the river and the lake, or drops a few dollars in Vegas, but really - if you consider baseball life, like I do, then there's nothing like rooting on, and supporting, the hometown club.

There. I've freshened my drink, come back to my senses, and I think I've returned to being my usual ornery, opinionated self.

So, now I'll get on my soapbox and say (again) that pitching is the key to baseball success. Can we, boys and girls, all agree that p-i-t-c-h-i-n-g is what determines the W-L numbers? Of this I have absolutely no doubt. I can only hope that Marshall is burning up the phone lines, making arrangements to get some pitchers in here who can get the job done. That the bullpen lacks depth is obvious when position players are being recruited to throw, and pitchers become position players.

Last night's 15-0 fiasco was the worst yet. With each run scored I contributed a bit to the Moscow State Wine Warehouse No. 1's (aka Stolichnaya) Relief Fund, in the spirit of giving, of course (pun intended). Either the team wins one game - puh-leeze boys, just one game on the road before this trip from hell concludes! - or I'm going to have to soon take advantage of my employer's Employee Assistance Program.

I'm signing off for the evening. Nothing like sitting by the pool on a cool (!) evening, fresh drink within easy reach, eyes on Burns' Baseball - Murderers' Row* - and ears on the AM dial following the local nines.

*Not the greatest team of all time.